How to use fireworks

Just two days left till New Years Eve. We're all gonna use a lot of fireworks right? So this is just a simple guide on how to use it properly.

Keep watching

When you have lit something and you throw it into something, don't forget to watch it closely. Within one meter if possible. You need to be sure it's gonna explode.

Illegal stuff

Be sure to get your hands on some illegal stuff. It's always cool to have that shit. But don't forget to apply the previous rule. It's gotta be worth the money.

Police

Throw some firecrackers under a cop car, with the cops still in it. When they get out out you can do two things. Either run away or tell them it happened accidentally.

Old people

Scare old people with firecrackers or whatever. It's always funny to hear them yelling at you for what you did.

Accelerants

Use spirit or something like that in combination with fireworks. Or buy some methanol. You'll get nice colors with those.

I hope these tips will help you like they helped me last year. I still have seven fingers, an eye, 6 toes and one ear. You should do better though!